Many of you voiced concerns regarding the treachery of one of your fellow readers this week.  Apparently he deemed it necessary to attack this sacred establishment, due, I suspect, to his over inflated sense of importance in the story line.

I would like to assure you that this behavior is no more acceptable to me than it is to you, and that the renegade pseudo-author has been... corrected.  I hope that this serves as an example to all of mankind, that when we overstep our bounds, we receive our just desserts.

Again, I am sorry, for any distress the aforementioned incident may have caused, and humbly request you, the reader, put the past behind you and simply enjoy the product of my efforts.