Evidently one of you took offense at an episode of the Commander Reed story line, and took it upon themselves to mar this hallowed literature with a dark, surrealistic version of their own.  I would like to express my deep apologies to those of you who were duped into reading this disturbing manifestation, innocently thinking that it somehow related to the actual story line of the Commander Reed saga.  I would also like to confirm that events that take place in the story are not real, though due to my linguistic expertise, seem as though they are.

So, for the record:  we are not all part of a starship crew traveling through space, nor do we have enemies that are called the Wyzenhymers.  This is not the year 3010, Proteau cannot really shape shift, and androids do not eat peanut butter.  If there is anything else that needs clarification, please let me know so that we can all get on with our little distraction.

Thank you.